A Rookie loses his lunch at a homicide scene.
A Veteran eats his lunch at a homicide scene.
A Rookie uses McDonald’s drive thru so he won’t miss a call.
A Veteran spends 45 minutes drinking coffee at Dunkin Donuts.
You can’t read a Rookies name plate because it’s polished so brightly.
A Veteran doesn’t wear one for liability reasons.
A Rookie puts too much in reports.
A Veteran doesn’t put enough into reports.
A Rookie loves foot pursuits.
A Veteran makes the rookie do foot pursuits.
A Rookie is given 40 hours training on communications at the academy.
A Veteran was given 40 rounds of ammunition when he left the academy.
A Rookie wants everyone to know he is a cop.
A Veteran doesn’t want anyone to know he is a cop.
A Rookie loves to find stolen vehicles.
A Veteran doesn’t care about stolen vehicles unless someone is in them.
A Rookie can spot an expired tag at 50 yards.
A Veteran can’t spot anything at 50 yards.
A Rookie spends 2 hours on a follow-up.
A Veteran gives the follow-up to detectives.
A Rookie thinks every death is a homicide.
A Veteran thinks every death is a suicide.
A Rookie calls the brass by their rank.
A Veteran calls the brass by their first name.
A Rookie carries a laptop computer.
A Veteran writes on his hand.
A Rookie checks out deserted spots in hope of finding a drug deal in progress.
A Veteran checks out deserted spots in hope of finding a place to sleep
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